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Sisters of St. Francis

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and he drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which [...]

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A Woman’s Perfect Breakfast

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

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The grandmother

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room number?” The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.” The operator [...]

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No Nursing Home for Me

About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, etc., all seemed [...]

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A Woman Should Have…

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE… A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE… One friend who Always makes her Laugh… And one Who lets her cry.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE… A good piece of furniture not previously owned by Anyone else in her family… A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE [...]

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Cowboy Boots

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in Ft Worth. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, ‘Notice anything different about me?’ Margaret looks him over, ‘Nope.’ Frustrated [...]

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