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Humorous

The grandmother

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital.
She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me
how a patient is doing?”
The operator said “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room
number?”
The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, “Norma Findlay, Room
302.”
The operator replied, “Let me place you on hold

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No Nursing Home for Me

About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, etc., all seemed

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A Woman Should Have…

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE…
A set of screwdrivers,
a cordless drill, and
a black lace bra..
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE…
One friend who
Always makes her Laugh…
And one
Who lets

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Cowboy Boots

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in Ft Worth. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, ‘Notice anything different about me?’
Margaret looks

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Women will appreciate this one…..

Nominated as the world’s best short joke of the year. . . . . .
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?’
‘Not yet,’ she replied.

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The Gay Flight Attendant

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT (This one is too funny to not forward.)
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that

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