Bad Day - Adult Humor

Mar 6, 2008 by Judi

I debated sharing this.. received in email and I just got such a chuckle out of it..

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While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, “Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you
doing?”

“I’m listening to the music of the tree,” the other man replied.

“You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me.”

“No, would you like to give it a try?”

Understandably curious, the man says, “Well, OK…” So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, “What the heck happened to you?”

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, “This just ain’t gonna be your day, cupcake…”

Work and Lazy Co-workers

Jan 19, 2008 by Judi

There is nothing like working your butt off all day, day after day… and a new person getting hired in - apparently to shoot the sh!t with the boss all day long.

We all have our lazy days, or even lazy moments if nothing else.. I know… but geez.

I was zipping around some entrecard blogs today and came across this list that hit my funny bone just right. Jokes@Jdonut.com posted Some Useful Condescending Phrases … I won’t post them all.. but these couple in particular really fit for me today:

– I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
– I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
– I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
– I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

And this one…
– My toys! My toys! I can’t do this job without my toys!
really it’s .. my pens.. my stapler.. my tape!… where’s my stuff!!

work… sigh… I think I’ll go buy a lottery ticket.