There is nothing like working your butt off all day, day after day… and a new person getting hired in – apparently to shoot the sh!t with the boss all day long.
We all have our lazy days, or even lazy moments if nothing else.. I know… but geez.
I was zipping around some entrecard blogs today and came across this list that hit my funny bone just right. Jokes@Jdonut.com posted Some Useful Condescending Phrases … I won’t post them all.. but these couple in particular really fit for me today:
– I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
– I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
– I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
– I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
And this one…
– My toys! My toys! I can’t do this job without my toys!
really it’s .. my pens.. my stapler.. my tape!… where’s my stuff!!
work… sigh… I think I’ll go buy a lottery ticket.
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I just started working full-time after 10 months of stay at home preggers and almost 2 years of being a stay at home mommy… so though I’m hoping I won’t, I’m sure I’ll find a use for these sometime in the future.. if only to recite them in my head as I pretend to tell someone exactly what I want to say…. lol
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